just the random ramblings of a girl who's too insane to remember it's not okay to scream at cats. <3
oliviaquin:

joannablackhart:

shadogal94:

thats-so-meme:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but


that train conductor just saved this person’s life

Holy shit.

What is…happening in this screen shot?

he kicked him so the metal part wouldnt kill him

oliviaquin:

joannablackhart:

shadogal94:

thats-so-meme:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

image

that train conductor just saved this person’s life

Holy shit.

What is…happening in this screen shot?

he kicked him so the metal part wouldnt kill him

(via not-so-hot)

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mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

(Source: nosuchthingasfiction, via not-so-hot)

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stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

(Source: jewmingle, via not-so-hot)

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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Good or bad. I WANT TO KNOW OK.

(via not-so-hot)

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via not-so-hot)

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finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

(Source: gingerbanshee, via not-so-hot)

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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

(via jukeboxweirdo)

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via gaywarlock)

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via scrottcolate-rain)

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dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

I will keep reblogging this even in my afterlife &lt;3

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

comfortedalloy4:

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

so cute

I will keep reblogging this even in my afterlife <3

(Source: 4gifs, via scrottcolate-rain)

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dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

(via scrottcolate-rain)

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